
This week I think I am just going to go off on a tangent so feel free to just look at the darling pictures of my darling boys and count it good. When I was in High school I use to get a ride to school with my Dad on most days. We were very lucky to live in a rural town in Arizona and have the
privilege of having release time seminary. Yet in order to participate in release time seminary we had to go to school an hour early and take a class they called "early bird." That was the
official name of the class period. It wasn't bad, it was usually full of the
LDS kids and the over
achievers. Then there were some who fit into both catagories (Aaron Menzer you know who you are) We only had a
hand full of classes to choose from because what self respecting teacher wants to wake up and be teaching at 7am? Well, the bus route didn't run that early so I had to be taken to school. On the way into school my dad listened to talk radio
KYCA specifically and they always said "it's time once again for the
KYCA morning report." Well, there wasn't any traffic to report in my small town and very little news but somehow they found things to report and I can remember some of the news stories and local commercials. Prescott was this little oasis snuggled in the
mountains of Arizona.

It was a great place to grow up and someday I would like to find a similar town to raise my little family in. For right now though we are in Utah and I am learning all the time ways to love it here. I have grown a lot since the last time that I moved here. I don't know if that has been time, my environment or becoming a mom.
I have learned a lot becoming a mom yet I know I still have more to learn. I am not talking even about the big things, I really want to know some of the basic things. Like how do I really child proof my house now that I have 2 kids. It is so much harder because with Turner all I had to do was keep everything off the floor that he could choke on, lock the cupboards and cover the outlets. Now he can reach and climb and is such an explorer.
I am not so worried about him but I am surprised that Max is still alive. The first incident happened not too long ago when I had got the febreeze out and left it on the night stand. We were leaving to go to an appointment soon and I ran down stairs to get something. I of course made sure that the baby gate on the stairs was latched and Max was were Turner couldn't get him. All of the sudden I heard Max crying and I rushed upstairs to find that Turner had soaked Max with the febreeze. He couldn't reach him with is hands but he sure could reach him with the spray nozzle of the febreeze bottle. I had to tip Max over the sink and run water over his eyes for 15 minutes. Tell me if you think that went too well with a baby who is upset? Luckily the worst that happened was that Max's skin got really dry but he was OK.
The next MAJOR scare (mind you there are 10 minor scares a day) came a few weeks later when I decided to press my luck and hop in the shower. Max was secured in the high chair and I was only going to jump in and out. Well when I jumped out Max was fussing and ready for his nap so I went to get him and he had some fruity stickiness all over him. I was curious as to what in the world it could be since I didn't feed him anything like that. I then went into my bedroom and found a puddle of the same stickiness on the floor. I instantly recognized the scent as fruit flavored infant Motrin. Max had woken up in the middle of the night and we thought maybe he was teething (no he wasn't- 10 months and still no teeth.) and I guess in my grogginess I didn't put the lid back on so that the childproof lock caught. Again I found myself watching them closely, smelling their breath and making sure they didn't have any weird behavior changes. This morning was the worst of all though. I really want to know, how is a mom suppose to go to the bathroom? I seriously just ran to the bathroom really quick so I thought it would be safe to leave Max on the floor- wrong think again! We had been taking pictures of the boys this morning and I made sure my camera was out of reach but Turner got into my bag and found a bottle of hand sanitizer. He squirt most of it on the floor but he also decided his brother needed sanitizing. It was all over his head and chest. I smelled his breath and it smelled as if he had eaten some. I know you all got that email about those kids that died from licking their hands after their teacher put a glob of sanitizer on them. I panicked but somehow had enough sense to tell myself that it probably was nothing. I watched Max closely and sent Turner to his room. He seemed normal after a while and I decided that it was going to be OK. I know I probably should have called poison control but I didn't. These are only the major chemical issues, not to mention all of the body slams and "hugs around the neck." I honestly am so surprised that Max is still alive.
Not to mention his own doing. Yesterday was first blood (besides induced by medical professionals.) He has now started to pull himself up on things. We have a polished stone fireplace and he was standing at it yesterday and feeling all proud of himself when he lost his balance and smacked his toothless mouth on his way down. It tore the piece of skin between the lip and the upper gums and cut open his upper lip. Oh it was so sad for me and for him. Yet it was nothing an otter pop couldn't fix. 